This dog refuses to go outside yet he will stand at the door and cry and whine but when I get up to open it he backs up, wags his tail and just barks. It drives me NUTS!! But since it's still light outside I really don't feel like doing the flailing arm dance so I came up with a new approach. So just now I walked outside and waved to the side of the house where Wrigley can't see and in sing song voice I said "Oh Hiiii, how arrrrre you?" (as if someone was in the yard) and then I heard an aburpt, "Hi." Yeah, that would be my neighbors on the other side of the wall. The ones who have seen the flailing arm dance one too many times.
I feel like this.