Just got the WORST flippin' paper cut on my lip while licking the envelope of a Christmas card. OMG the side of my top lip is throbbing and feels like hot salsa. And I can't use Karyn's scream therapy to ease the pain because that would require my mouth actually opening and my lip just might split apart. I think I'm done with these blasted Christmas cards anyway. If you don't get one this year consider this your Holiday greeting.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
$#@&!!!
Just got the WORST flippin' paper cut on my lip while licking the envelope of a Christmas card. OMG the side of my top lip is throbbing and feels like hot salsa. And I can't use Karyn's scream therapy to ease the pain because that would require my mouth actually opening and my lip just might split apart. I think I'm done with these blasted Christmas cards anyway. If you don't get one this year consider this your Holiday greeting.
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2 comments:
I better get mine!
Feel better!
Don't lick the stamp. Use a glue stick (light tacky kind) or a slightly damp sponge. Works for me every year!
You're going to end up like George's Susan on Seinfeld you keep licking those envelopes!
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