Just got the WORST flippin' paper cut on my lip while licking the envelope of a Christmas card. OMG the side of my top lip is throbbing and feels like hot salsa. And I can't use Karyn's scream therapy to ease the pain because that would require my mouth actually opening and my lip just might split apart. I think I'm done with these blasted Christmas cards anyway. If you don't get one this year consider this your Holiday greeting.