Tom's calls at midnight (3:00am his time...)
Tom: Hi.
me: Good morning-
Tom: It's night.
me: It's almost 3am.
Tom: It's dark.
me: You're drunk.
Tom: No.
me: You have a nice dinner?
Tom: Yes. Guess...Fish, Chicken or Steak.
me: Steak. And to drink?
Tom: Milk, water or orange juice.
me: Jack and Coke.
Tom: Get naked.
me: Get to bed.
Tom: No.
me: You need to sleep.
Tom: Let me eat my orange first.
me: Fine eat your orange, then get some sleep.
Tom: Ok. Good night.
2 comments:
Buwahahahaha! I love it. He totally drunk dialed you.
Ah, it's good to see the honeymoon isn't over....
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