What I need to be doing before the guests arrive in a few short hours:
-getting myself cleaned up
-baking holiday cookies
-vacuuming and dusting
What I am actually doing (besides blogging about this):
-washing not 1, not 2 but 4 of the couch cushions and covers Chumley peed all over.
Lord help me. I have refused thus far to cover our furniture in shower curtains, but what other choice do I have? Should I just find that clear plastic wrap that Ray Romano's mother uses? I don't know but this is the last thing I need to deal with right now. I have to stack the cushions away from the couch to dry otherwise he will pee on them again. As of now the covers are still wet so we may not have a couch for this evening's festivities. I love holiday parties at my house.