When purchasing a new home what would you think if...
a) a homeless person was taking up residence under the deck
b) home appeared to have been broken into
c) hillside above home seemed unsafe
d) every toilet was filled to the brim with sH*t yet the water had been shut off
So, I know we can get the geo-tech guy out to do a survey on the hillside (at least $1k out of pocket) before we officially sign off as owners. And though disgusting and messy, we've already taken care of exhibit (d), but the rest of the issues, I believe these are what we would refer to as "red flags." This is just the tip of the iceburg on how I'm feeling about this W. Seattle house.
There is so much more I want to spew about this, but I can't.
We have 4 days until we must sh*t or get off the pot.
I'm feeling constipated.