Oh for the love of GOD!! Now look who wants in on the action...
I haf a flufffy belly too. I like long waulks and snuggle times. But furst I must sniff your bottom. I think I LUV you.
I asked Chumley if he was calm enough to respond to Bev's post and as he sat down to type he began tugging on his taliwacker (thank you to a reader-in the UK???-for introducing me to that word). It's obvious this is going to take some time and perhaps more therapy before he is able to get a grip on things. He did settle himself enough to ask me to post a pic of one of his first dates with Bev. He prepared quite a spread (all by himself) of Ukranian Bread, Irish Cheese (Bev's favorite) and a 2005 Mondavi White. Here he is making sure the bread isn't too warm. He didn't want to burn Bev's little tongue...
He asked that I keep the photos of the date private and I will respect his wishes. Especially since Bev tends to get a little crazy after a cat bowl of wine. I came home to find her collar hanging from the chandelier. But here she is after a full belly of bread and cheese...
Cute little thing is quite the piggy when she eats! She had cheese all over her face and I caught her in mid lick. OMG. I hope that was cheese on her face. Now you can see why this is getting out of hand and needs to be stopped.
A response. As you can imagine Chum's really worked up over this so I'm going to let him cool off for a while before he sends his reply. Right now he's huffin' and puffin' walking in circles and every other word is "G-dammit" or "that hussy".
Oh great, now he's heading for his humpy bear.
It's happening again. Beverly is sending obscene emails to Chumley late at night, obviously when you're asleep (or otherwise pre-occupied). It's been going on for a few weeks and I wasn't going to say anything but now she's getting fresh and it's not good for Chumley considering he's still a recovering sex addict. She's toying with his emotions and you need to intervene.
Here are the last 2 she sent:
date: May 7, 2008 2:34am
Hello Hot Stuff,
Spring is here and I'm ready for some fun in the sun. Look at how sexy I am in my yellow bikini. I know you'd like to see what's underneath wouldn't you??? I have six nipples.
(and this is the one that sent him into a bear humping frenzy)
date: May 10, 2008 4:47am
Hello Sex Kitten,
I just had a bath and am squeaky clean but I'm still a dirty girl if you know what I mean. How 'bout you come over and pull my tail?? But be warned sometimes that makes me poo.
As you can see this is getting out of hand. Please let me know how you're going to handle this.