***SHEET MYSTERY SOLVED***
My mom actually found the sheets around midnight last night in the guest closet put way up high on a shelf. Why were they put so high up? Because Chumley likes to pee on them. Tom made sure that until we are ready to put fresh sheets on the bed, we must hide them behind a closed door, up high. Oh how I love this cat.
How does one lose an entire set of sheets and pillow cases??? I have searched every nook and cranny of this blasted house and for the life of me can't find my pretty soft yellow sheets for the guest bed!!! The entire set right down to both pillow cases is GONE. I'm at a loss. Where the hell could they be???? I've checked the dryer, laundry baskets, beds (just in case I might have been drunk and double sheeted the bed) and no luck. This is quite a mystery.
***update: 10:26pm: I just remembered that period of time (which was maybe 2 weeks) when our dryer was broken, I had to hang dry everything outside. Maybe I hung dry these sheets and they blew away or were stolen?!?!