Thanks to Lizzibelle for posting this gem. I wish Chumley was a fainting cat.
My girlfriend Rebecca has a real live fainting cat! Please say hello to Burton. This is how he sleeps:
What a little nutball. She tends to have some interesting felines. Her last cat was a beautiful Siamese named Shylee who would chew holes in all her clothes and would randomly attack when walking by. Shylee was a male cat but he had legs like a woman. My nickname for him was "Woman Legs" and after a while Rebecca started to call him that too. You just had to see the legs to believe it.
Now Burton's nickname is "Fainting Goat".