Chumley's curled up on the couch, sound asleep so I snuck a couple treats in front of his face to surprise him when he awakes. A couple seconds later his head pops up and he gobbles the treats. Tom watches this exchange and our conversation went as follows:
Tom: Why would you wake him up? Just let him sleep.
Me: He likes waking up to eat his treats!
Tom: How would you like it if I stuffed a sausage next to your face while you sleep?