We hit more open houses today. All I have to say is, never attempt a tampon change in an older home that doesn't have updated plumbing. It's really too bad cuz that house had potential. But, I'll never show my face in that place again. I seriously think Tom is ready to divorce me.
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That is just all kinds of wrong!
Here's one for you...(and I'm definitely posting this anonymously!) :)
My brother took me to a model home that he was interested in purchasing. It was a Sunday afternoon and we went to the open house right after hitting a Chinese buffet. The model home was unattended, no realtor there (thankfully!). Once we were there a few minutes my stomach started to get a little queasy. I checked out the powder room off the kitchen and noticed it had toilet paper on the rack and handsoap on the sink. So, I let it all go. It was one of those truly awful and smelly post-Chinese-buffet explosions. I do my business, get up to flush, and....nothing happens. I check the back of the toilet and there's hardly any water in there. I turn on the sink and only a little bit comes out. I took the plastic trash can and tried to fill it up with the drips of sink water to try and add more to the toilet but the drips went dry. Apparently the water had been shut off or something. I went out and told my brother, who was of course horribly disgusted, and he made us high-tale it out of there. After a few blocks of silence, he bust out in laughter and to this day won't let me live it down. I feel sorry for the realtor that had to find that! That should teach them to turn the water on if they're going to have toilet paper in the bathroom! What else was I to think?!
Only you.
You crack me up. You know old people don't use tampons in their old houses.
Thanks for the tip.
Not sure why I'd change my wife's tampon, but point taken anyway.
I love toilet stories.
not only did i like this post, cos you can't whack a good toilet story, but i also liked anon's post.
i mean comment.
"post-chinese buffet explosion."
can you imagine?
i would have died.
too crazy.
:-)
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