MOTHER F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T RAT BASTARD C*CK S*CKING SON OF A B*TCH SUN BOX BLEW A MOTHER F*CKING FUSE IN THIS HELL HOLE CRAP ASS HOUSE!!! I'M LOSING ME F*CKING MIND RIGHT NOW!!!!
did you mean to sound like a pirate? losing me mind?! you poor thing. do you like sweet tea? i will send you a bottle of sweet tea vodka. its amaaaazing and you can kind of taste the sun in it. i am seriously concerned for you...
I'm better. We realized that we can't have the light on in the same room as the tv and space heater. We even blew a fuse with the space heater on while using the desktop computer. This house sucks.
So now I have the light in the kitchen area and I'm using it now. It's bright as all hell and it's too bad it doesn't give off any heat cuz I'm freezing!
And I didn't meant to sound like a pirate in the post, it was a typo! But me keeps it in!
Whoops- I meant to add that you are the MOST creative cusser I have ever had the privilege to meet, and I am proud of you. You look like a girl, but you swear like a pirate!
Karen, that is quite possibly, the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me! I will wear the title of most creative cusser with much pride!
And no, I don't think the light is helping much, at least not yet. Just had a total melt down with Wrigley who REFUSES to go outside and poop in the rain. I REFUSE to walk him in this weather so it's now a stand off and either he's going out on his own or our house is going to stink like dog shit. At this point I could really care less.
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Breathe!
ouch!
take a hammer and smash something to pieces.
NOT the light box.
maybe the box it came in.
:-)
You poor girl. What a disappointment. What do you do now? Get a converter of some kind? AArrgghhhh!
Don't hold back girl.....tell us how you really feel! :-)
Wow.. that's scary!
maybe you could paint a nice sunny scene on one of your walls?
On the bright side, I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Hope that helps!
did you mean to sound like a pirate? losing me mind?! you poor thing. do you like sweet tea? i will send you a bottle of sweet tea vodka. its amaaaazing and you can kind of taste the sun in it. i am seriously concerned for you...
R U O K NOW?
I'm better. We realized that we can't have the light on in the same room as the tv and space heater. We even blew a fuse with the space heater on while using the desktop computer. This house sucks.
So now I have the light in the kitchen area and I'm using it now. It's bright as all hell and it's too bad it doesn't give off any heat cuz I'm freezing!
And I didn't meant to sound like a pirate in the post, it was a typo! But me keeps it in!
How does it feel to be in the light? Does it make a difference?
Ar-be-dar, me hopes it helps.
Whoops- I meant to add that you are the MOST creative cusser I have ever had the privilege to meet, and I am proud of you. You look like a girl, but you swear like a pirate!
Karen, that is quite possibly, the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me! I will wear the title of most creative cusser with much pride!
And no, I don't think the light is helping much, at least not yet. Just had a total melt down with Wrigley who REFUSES to go outside and poop in the rain. I REFUSE to walk him in this weather so it's now a stand off and either he's going out on his own or our house is going to stink like dog shit. At this point I could really care less.
omg...your sanity.
oh well. like my aunt says
"sanity, like a tan, comes and goes"
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