I HATE THIS M*THER F*CKING DECREPIT OLD SON OF A B*TCH PIECE OF CRAP ASS H*LE COMPUTER!!!!
I can't even begin to express my utter disdain for my computer right now. It keeps freezing up between sites and I'm so sick of this. I'm trying to look for a xmas gift online and this thing is taking so c*ck smackin' long and I have no patience for it, so I said SCREW it.
I'll try again later after a cocktail though I may just hurl my drink through the screen. Actually, the only thing that would make me feel better is beating this thing to a bloody pulp.