Tuesday, November 11, 2008

terms of endearment

The hubby's new nickname for me is...

"Douche."

Sweet isn't it?

This one just came out of the blue while we were driving around town on Saturday.

Not "Douche bag" or "Stupid Douche" just plain Douche. Is it wrong that it makes me laugh? Not sure how many others would enjoy being referred to as a vaginal bulb syringe but I kind of like it. Perhaps he's trying to tell me something.

I found an old winter cap in our box of winter crap this weekend so I've been wearing it around the house and it's quite warm. I thought it was much more flattering than the Elmer Fudd hat but apparently not since Tom now tells me I look like Joe Pesci.

I guess this is to be expected after being married over a decade. It could be worse. It's not like we're flinging poo at each other. At least not our own...

7 comments:

karengberger said...

Don't you love that sweet-love-talk? Guys can be such charmers, can't they? Maybe that's why we are so attached to our pets...
You have been in my thoughts every day. I hope you find something to delight you each day...even if it's sweet-name-calling!

TTQ said...

You know what this means don't you? ! It makes you happy, and happy is good even if you have to call him a douche.

I've started calling Honey pumpkin this week though in my head it's pumpkin butt.

TTQ said...

I left you a message on my blog about the surgery..

Busy Bee Suz said...

Yes, you two are certainly comfortable with each other. ;0
I love Joe pesci.

moooooog35 said...

Wow.

His wedding vows must have been magical.

Gina said...

my old boyfriend called me stinky and i loved it! hehe the ones we ,love can call us anything as long as they say it sweetly :)

The Engine of the Family said...

Hey my friend! How are you? Thanks for thinking of me, I've been thinking of you too! Say hi to that hubby of yours and give 'my friends' a hug and kiss!