Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Let it Rain

Thanks to Lizzibelle's delicious tea infused vodka, I'm now in the holiday spirit. I wrote Tom a little diddy to get him into the spirit too. It's sung to the melody of "Let it Snow."

Oh the weather outside is frightful
Though it's noon, it looks like nightfall.
And since we're all going insane
Let it rain. Let it rain. Let it rain.

No it doesn't show signs of stopping
So I've got some pills for popping.
My sun lamp is causing eye strain
Let it rain. Let it rain. Let it rain.

When we finally kiss goodnight
You'll poke out your eye on my umbrella.
But if you really hold me tight
We'll get through this together, my fella!

The fire is slowly dying
But my dear, our clothes are not drying.
So get used to hearing me complain
Did I mention how much I HATE RAIN!?!?!

Happy start of the holiday season. I know it's not yet Thanksgiving but what the f*ck. I'm feeling Christmasy.


Anonymous said...

You are a very clever writer, but I already knew that! Some of those weather people say that things will look better tomorrow and on T-day--sometimes they are right.
I agree with ChiTown Girl--Petco should be up front paying for each bill. I'd be willing to bet that the groomer is no longer employed by Petco! I hope this has a good ending.
TOLWOGASC30MNOY(the old lady with one Golden and seven cats, etc.)

karengberger said...

Love the poem. You are a gifted writer, sober or not. Here's to the holiday spirit! Happy Thanksgiving to you; I can hardly wait to meet your mom. Love to all.

Live For Today said...

Yes, you are very talented. Anonymous could be me cept I'm minus two cats.

Bon Don said...

...let it rain, let it rain...

I think I've heard this song before! :) *laughing*

You're so cute! Get in my pocket funny little lady!

Clippy Mat said...

good one.
laugh in the face of all that rain and gloomy weather.
ha ha ha
excuse me i just have to go outside now and scrape six inches of snow from my vehicle.

lizziebelle said...

hahahaha! there is a meathead at work and we were all coming up with chirstmas carols devoted to meat, the twelve cuts of christmas, a porklion in a pear tree, etc. i love your song!

The Engine of the Family said...

Hi my friend! I wanted to wish you a happy birthday a couple days early because I might lose my mind with all the crazy shopping going on Friday! We've done Ellen and Enrique for our bdays...what's next??

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

This is adorable! I love it!

ChiTown Girl said...

Once again, you've outdone yourself! You are one of the wittiest people I know, and you never cease to amaze me with your clever little ditties!!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and the whole crew! Love you, my tiny little friend!!