Thanks to Lizzibelle's delicious tea infused vodka, I'm now in the holiday spirit. I wrote Tom a little diddy to get him into the spirit too. It's sung to the melody of "Let it Snow."Oh the weather outside is frightful
Though it's noon, it looks like nightfall.
And since we're all going insane
Let it rain. Let it rain. Let it rain.
No it doesn't show signs of stopping
So I've got some pills for popping.
My sun lamp is causing eye strain
Let it rain. Let it rain. Let it rain.
When we finally kiss goodnight
You'll poke out your eye on my umbrella.
But if you really hold me tight
We'll get through this together, my fella!
The fire is slowly dying
But my dear, our clothes are not drying.
So get used to hearing me complain
Did I mention how much I HATE RAIN!?!?!
Happy start of the holiday season. I know it's not yet Thanksgiving but what the f*ck. I'm feeling Christmasy.
9 comments:
You are a very clever writer, but I already knew that! Some of those weather people say that things will look better tomorrow and on T-day--sometimes they are right.
I agree with ChiTown Girl--Petco should be up front paying for each bill. I'd be willing to bet that the groomer is no longer employed by Petco! I hope this has a good ending.
TOLWOGASC30MNOY(the old lady with one Golden and seven cats, etc.)
Love the poem. You are a gifted writer, sober or not. Here's to the holiday spirit! Happy Thanksgiving to you; I can hardly wait to meet your mom. Love to all.
Yes, you are very talented. Anonymous could be me cept I'm minus two cats.
...let it rain, let it rain...
I think I've heard this song before! :) *laughing*
You're so cute! Get in my pocket funny little lady!
good one.
laugh in the face of all that rain and gloomy weather.
ha ha ha
excuse me i just have to go outside now and scrape six inches of snow from my vehicle.
:-))
hahahaha! there is a meathead at work and we were all coming up with chirstmas carols devoted to meat, the twelve cuts of christmas, a porklion in a pear tree, etc. i love your song!
Hi my friend! I wanted to wish you a happy birthday a couple days early because I might lose my mind with all the crazy shopping going on Friday! We've done Ellen and Enrique for our bdays...what's next??
This is adorable! I love it!
Once again, you've outdone yourself! You are one of the wittiest people I know, and you never cease to amaze me with your clever little ditties!!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and the whole crew! Love you, my tiny little friend!!
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