where do I begin
this weather is a sin
I'd rather live in ho chi minh
That's my little ditty for today.
I'm swapping out my cute summery dresses, tanks and flip flops:
for this unflattering, unisex crap:
I look like a frickin' lumberjack heading into town. "No really, I'm not here to chop down your trees, I'd just like a cup of coffee." Though I hear plaid is making a comeback.
But I'd much rather be wearing this right now:
This made me laugh today:
Now I want to make a sock monkey.
4 comments:
Glad you recognized the rap. I couldn't remember who sang that song so I youtubed it and it's house of pain
Even that guy wears plaid!
I think a fabulous gift mink is in order, for all of your suffering. But then, I'm Pro Faux, so perhaps a nice collection of Cashmere sweaters in every color of the rainbow will do. Whoops, I mentioned rainbow, which would equal rain, then sun. xoxo.
plaid is soooo making a comback!! so you are now on the cutting edge of fashion!
that's it!
make sock monkeys,
wearing plaid.
you will make a fortune and you'll never be cold again.
problem solved.
NEXT!
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