Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Let me just say...


I HATE THIS M*THER F*CKING DECREPIT OLD SON OF A B*TCH PIECE OF CRAP ASS H*LE COMPUTER!!!!

I can't even begin to express my utter disdain for my computer right now. It keeps freezing up between sites and I'm so sick of this. I'm trying to look for a xmas gift online and this thing is taking so c*ck smackin' long and I have no patience for it, so I said SCREW it.

I'll try again later after a cocktail though I may just hurl my drink through the screen. Actually, the only thing that would make me feel better is beating this thing to a bloody pulp.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I totally empathize with you--my computer is SO SLOW that I keep a book near it so I can read while I wait for it to get where I'm going!

Maybe Santa will bring both of us a new computer--about the same time as pigs fly!

I'm the old lady with the Golden and seven cats who lives about 30 miles north of you! I hope you are starting not to hate the Seattle area as much! Happy Thanksgiving!

Clippy Mat said...

i feel your pain. there is nothing worse than an uncooperative computer. i find a sledgehammer right down the middle works wonders.
and it's a great stress reliever.
:-))

ChiTown Girl said...

Hmmm...I think a new computer would be the PERFECT thing for Santa to bring you. Especially since you've been such a good girl this year!!! For example, you didn't leave/divorce/kill your husband for making you move to Seattle! That surely deserves a new computer!!

Bon Don said...

Bust an Office Space with it!! Take it out to the field and beat it!