Tuesday, August 05, 2008

not feeling charmed

I just about shit my pants right now. I was eating the last of the Lucky Charms and at the bottom of the bag I saw this...(there was still cereal surrounding it so you couldn't really tell that it was covered in plastic)

Looks like a big black roach/beetle/mouse combo doesn't it!?!?!?

I freaked the f@ck out and SCREAMED thinking it was some nasty ass bug-vermin but then I looked at the box of Charms and it was The Dark Knight promo box so inside is a little Batman Stunt Figure. Didn't realize that until now.

I turned the figure over and it looked like this which would not have freaked me out nearly as much.

I didn't even finish the bowl of Charms. By the time I was calm enough to eat they had sogged over. Plus I was down to only about 4 marshmallows so I just ate those and tossed the rest.


ChiTown Girl said...

You never cease to crack me up. That was EXACTLY what I needed after the afternoon I've been having! Thanks for always putting a smile on my face, my dear sweet friend!! Love you!!!!

amanda said...

Ok, so I didn't see a roach or a mouse. I wondered whether Chumley had started depositing solid waste around the house and hit the lucky charms box!

suz said...

The funniest part of this post is....you are eating lucky charms.
Too cute.
And yes, they are not good unless you have the correct marshmallow/cereal ratio.

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

This almost 41 year old eats Lucky Charms too.
In fact, we buy a box almost every single week. The kids and I ALL love it. (Hubster is too much of a "foodie" to go for it, but there is NOTHING like Lucky Charms and milk to start the day RIGHT!) :-)

Lisa (the mom) said...

Oh, that made me laugh! I even dragged my husband away from his car magazine to read the post. He cracked a smile over this one as well. Plus...it's one of his favorite cereals. Daily I have to convince my 2 year old that "Daddy Cereal" is icky. Try doing that with a smiling leprechaun on the front!


Maggie said...

well, even if it was a rat or a bug it was good that they wrapped it so it didnt infect your magically delicious lucky charms.