"Oh my GOD! I f*cking rush to the phone in mid-dump pants around the ankles and it's YOU!?!"
There is complete silence on the line.
Then I say calmly, as my heart has now stopped, "Hello?"
"Hi...my name is Leah, I'm calling from Philosophy at Nordstrom. May I speak with Laura?"
F*CK!!!!!!
I should have just said, "Sorry, wrong number" or started to speak in a foreign tongue but the blood started rushing out of my head so fast, I just said, "This is her."
What a f*cking mortifying lesson to learn. I will NEVER do this again. I will always say hello first.
She informed me about an event in May that I had expressed an interest in attending and was very sweet and polite. When we were about to hang up I told her that I thought it was my husband (who also works for Nordstrom) and we like to play these silly jokes when we call each other.
Even if that was the case, we still sound like a bunch of sick perverts.
And didn't I just say in my last post that I'm going to try and be more feminine??? I'm off to a great start.
11 comments:
That is so funny! You can always guarantee when you leave your phone in another room that it will ring at an inopportune time. I hate that.
Thanks so much for adding me! I shall do the same (add you that is).
Your Blog made me smile!
Leish
I have fallen off my chair.
It's so f*cking embarrassing and when I cried to Tom about it he was not the least bit amused. Can ya blame him????? I have problems.
You need to wear a bag over your head when you shop in that store! LOL!
LMAO! I would have hung up when there was silence because I would have known right then! But then you wouldn't have the rest of the story to tell us... :) I hope you had time to wipe first.
I've been away far too long. How I've missed your blog! Not by lack of wanting to read but just a lack of time. I'm going to "sit" and get caught up!!!
OMG...I am dying! That is so funny...
ROFL!!!
TOM = saint
U = so crazy!
Where are the hidden cameras when you need them?? Charming little princess...
Girls don't poo...(fingers in ears)...la la la la..girls don't poo....
OK, this time you've outdone yourself!! That is going in my file of Favorite Laura Stories!! And you wonder why Tom was not amused!? I'm with Lizy, we need to rig the entire house with cameras! We'd have the best new reality show EVER!!!!
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