My breakfast this morning-

-was the size of my head.
I had a delicious California grown Pomelo, which tastes just like a grapefruit but costs about 4 x's as much. And come to think of it, the edible part is not much bigger than a grapefruit because it has such a thick outer skin.

That's the last time I let the friendly grocer talk me into buying fruit.

What a rip off.