I'm trying reeeeally hard to refrain from posting any more bathroom episodes and believe me it's not easy (especially when I had Pastrami on Rye for lunch, half a box of Hot tamales and a full on Indian dinner) so instead I'll just steal this from Mindy's blog.
You can guess where I'll be spending the rest of my evening...
***update 10:35: I'm polishing off the rest of the Hot tamales. Yes, I know. I have a death wish.
7 comments:
You're like into Bowel S&M or something!
OOOh, Indian. Looove Indian. Do you and your husband go to Chakra over by UCI? It's my FAVORITE. If you haven't, please try it. Amazing. Chicken Tikka Masala.
It must be "National Flaming Explosive Diarrhea Week"...as I, too, have a sphincter that feels like it wrestled with a blowtorch.
It actually did, but that's besides the point.
I like the official Roomba Advisory Board Member declaration to the right! hee hee....
steal what?
I love Chicken Masala. That's what I always get. Haven't been to Chakra but have been to Clay Oven a few times and love their food.
Sorry to hear you're a serial shitter too Moog. Ok I actually thought of you the other day when I came across this company at work. Have you heard of them? I think you need to relocate and become their CEO.
B-I'm glad you noticed my badge of honor to the right. It's quite the honor and I felt bad posting the story because I know you have a Roomba too and didn't want to come across as though I was bragging about my exceptional advisory board position with i Robot. Once I'm elected Chairman I'll see if I can get you in.
I love your new badge as well!
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