(from my plane ride to CA)
I'm blogging from the plane wishing I could live at 39,000 feet. After 3 sips of my Gin and Tonic sure as shit I'm buzzed. I'm looking out the window as we fly over the middle part of CA and it's sunny and blue and vibrant. I probably look like a side show freak with my face pressed up against the window with a big gummy smile plastered on my face. Hot TOAST! This Gin and tonic is yummy! Who says hot toast?
Did I mention I noticed a nipple hair protruding from my nipple this morning? I've always wanted to live in Europe. That's all I'll say on the subject for now. The altitude makes me feel silly. My mom is so cute. She's in the aisle seat (I'm in the window) and she's hunched over the in flight crossword using her giant magnifying glass. She looks like Sherlock Holmes. I want to blurt out, "Elementary my dear Watson!" I would try and snap a pic but for our safety "all electronic devices must be switched to the off position." Pansies. If my cockamamie cell phone camera is going to interfere with air traffic and take down a 737 then the FAA has serious shit for brains. Hold that thought. I have to pee.
Why is it the one time you get up to pee in an airplane turbulence hits as you hover??? I had to wet nap my boots. I'm going to get back to my knitting now. I use wooden needles in case anyone was wondering.
Only 30 minutes left!!! LAND HO!!!! What does that mean? Crap. I forgot I need to drive the rental car. Time to suck a penny!
7 comments:
Hey lady! Welcome back! Call me this week...I'm going to try and get up to the OC to see you. If you're still around on the 14th we'll be at the Wine Artist again for the Golden Retriever Rescue Foundation fundraiser...would you, your mama and your sis care to join us? :-)
I miss you so much!
your hysterical
Oh my...you are so warped. I love it. Suck a penny? that is nasty...Enjoy your visit!!!
This is one of your funniest postings; I love it!...just wish I knew why sucking a penny is important. Hope you made it to your destination without any difficulties, and that you are having a wonderful time.
I so needed your blog and it's humor this morning!!! I'm going through pre-teen hell with Mac and REALLY needed to laugh!! Please enjoy your trip and the booze!!!
Welcome back to The OC! I love these posts they make so much sense to me.
I stalk your blog and I know why...you are super funny!! Thanks for the laugh!
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