Take a stab in the dark and guess which side of the dresser is Tom's?
Recently at a couple's gathering, the topic of men closing drawers and cabinets came up and there was a common theme among the men in the room: after retrieving their item, they all tend to leave the drawers/cabinets open. Do they not remember opening them? Do they just not see it? Were they raised in a barn?
After analyzing the facts and further deliberation we arrived at the highly scientific conclusion that they just don't give a rat's ass.