Tuesday, December 30, 2008

true love


I started wearing a mouth guard at night because my TMJ has gotten worse since moving here. It's obviously not the most attractive thing but it really does help to prevent headaches plus it saves my teeth. Tom calls me "Plastic Face" when I wear it.

Anyway, last night while in bed I had another coughing/sneezing/mucus flying fit. My last sneeze was more like a violent explosion and my mouth guard shot right out of my mouth. Tom thought it was a giant glob of phlegm and was happy I finally coughed it up.

I grabbed the mouth guard, sucked it back into my mouth then said with snot running down my nose, "Itsh not phlegm. Jush my mouth guard."

Yep. He is one lucky man.

8 comments:

Live For Today said...

had me laughing my ass off. "jush my mouth guard"

LBluca77 said...

Oh my. My mom has TMJ and growing up she would leave her mough guard all over the house. I am now having flashbacks.

Single in Vancouver said...

You are hilarious! :)

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Ah, romance.... ;-)

Marriage is just FULL of "unglamorous" moments, isn't it?
Thank goodness for unconditional love.

Bon Don said...

I love being Married, the shit you can get away with, I tell you!

That was classic! LMAO

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

Holy shit! This post 'jush' made me laugh my ass off! I'm tellin' you, I'd pay some good pay per view money for a hidden camera look into your hysterical marital antics. Good stuff!

Happy New Year! Here's to a fabulous 2009 for you and your loved ones!!!

TTQ said...

I drool and snore, I'm hoping a rhinoplasty is in my near future..

New Year new deductible!

Anonymous said...

that has got to be one of the funniest stories ever. I am laughing my ass off right now!