Tuesday, December 30, 2008
I started wearing a mouth guard at night because my TMJ has gotten worse since moving here. It's obviously not the most attractive thing but it really does help to prevent headaches plus it saves my teeth. Tom calls me "Plastic Face" when I wear it.
Anyway, last night while in bed I had another coughing/sneezing/mucus flying fit. My last sneeze was more like a violent explosion and my mouth guard shot right out of my mouth. Tom thought it was a giant glob of phlegm and was happy I finally coughed it up.
I grabbed the mouth guard, sucked it back into my mouth then said with snot running down my nose, "Itsh not phlegm. Jush my mouth guard."
Yep. He is one lucky man.