Never wear a red shirt while shopping at Target unless you enjoy being stopped every few minutes by fellow shoppers inquiring if we "have frozen peas?" or to scan an item for a price check.
You'd think the fact that I was pushing a shopping cart would be some indication that I am also a customer but apparently not to the 2 women who needed my assistance. In their defense they were both extremely elderly so whatever, I'll let it slide. But if it happens again I'm going to announce that everything in the entire store is $1 for the next 10 minutes! Seriously how fun would that be. Riots would break out, people would get trampled - fun times for the whole family.
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This is funny because I notice this in Target. I secretly vow to myself NOT to wear Red on Target days. Anyhoo...people still ask me for help sometimes, no matter what color I am wearing...the scary part? I know where EVERYTHING is. sad, right?
Definitely stay away from the khaki pants too! How are you my friend? We need to catch up! How are my friends Chum, Wrigs and Tom :)
You and your apparel and shopping. I'm cracking up!
Wihihihi.. happends to me all the time when I'm shopping at H&M.. Why? Don't know.. they don't wear special clothes or anything... I always answer them in Spanish.. ;)
Clean Up Ailse 5!! Just pick up the red phone and pretend you are calling Puerto Rico or France. Then fill up a cart with luggage from the luggage aisle tell them you can't find your terminal.
Oh my gosh I am SO going to wear a red shirt next time I go in. And just to add to it, I think I'll be all surly, too. Hahaha...
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