Friday, July 18, 2008

Dear Husband,

I'm not quite sure if you're aware, but the puff that is hanging in the shower is what I have been using to cleanse my body when I shower. This has only been the case for the last decade, so I can understand the confusion. It is not to be used to scrub the shower fixtures, wipe down the mucky tile or scrape soap scum from the door. We have sponges for that specific purpose in this house but you may have to actually open up a cabinet or check under the sink to locate them. While they are not as convenient as my shower puff that hangs at eye level, they really do serve a purpose and do a much better job of cleaning. I apologize for not bringing this to your attention earlier. However, I think we may have solved the mystery of that weird skin rash I've been getting from time to time.

Love,
Your wifey

10 comments:

suz said...

Too funny...MEN!!!!
I caught Coach using my bar of face cleanser to clean his body....all of his PARTS.

amanda said...

Oh that would be grounds for bodily harm....

Stephanie said...

Oh man, poor thing.

moooooog35 said...

That's your fault for putting something that appears to be related to sandpaper in plain view of a man.

Be lucky he picked up anything to wipe the shower down in the first place.

Most guys would just assume that the bacteria in shower start consuming itself.

It's like scrubbing bubbles, but with live cultures.

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

oh NO..... this calls for him to do some MAJOR gift-giving to make up for this...

I am shuddering thinking of this.

Lizy said...

O man... MEN...

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

btw.... Diva has a new video she wants Wrigs to see.... :-)

(She liked his Afghani style "Burqua-look", at Mud Puppy, by the way... he's such a handsome devil, that Wrigs...)

ChiTown Girl said...

God Lord!! He's such a boy!!

Moi said...

Hilarious!

Solus Puella said...

At least your husband cleans. My husband has NEVER cleaned a bathroom, or any other room for that matter, in 12 years of marriage. Shoot, if he did use my loofah to clean something I think I'd almost be afraid to correct him.
Either that or I'd have died from the heart attack.