Sometimes...

I look at my dog and cat and can't believe they're real. I look at their faces and their ears and the positions of their eyes and nose and think, "Why did God make you like that?" And then I think they are nothing more than stuffed toys that can move (and poop). Then they look back at me and shift their eyebrows from side to side (Wrigs) or turn up their nose and walk away (Chumley) and I realize they are real live living creatures with beating hearts and brains inside their heads. I think God is pretty damn cool. Thank you God for making cats and dogs. And most people too.