Never wear a red shirt while shopping at Target unless you enjoy being stopped every few minutes by fellow shoppers inquiring if we "have frozen peas?" or to scan an item for a price check.
You'd think the fact that I was pushing a shopping cart would be some indication that I am also a customer but apparently not to the 2 women who needed my assistance. In their defense they were both extremely elderly so whatever, I'll let it slide. But if it happens again I'm going to announce that everything in the entire store is $1 for the next 10 minutes! Seriously how fun would that be. Riots would break out, people would get trampled - fun times for the whole family.