Monday, July 21, 2008

Word of Advice...

Never wear a red shirt while shopping at Target unless you enjoy being stopped every few minutes by fellow shoppers inquiring if we "have frozen peas?" or to scan an item for a price check.

You'd think the fact that I was pushing a shopping cart would be some indication that I am also a customer but apparently not to the 2 women who needed my assistance. In their defense they were both extremely elderly so whatever, I'll let it slide. But if it happens again I'm going to announce that everything in the entire store is $1 for the next 10 minutes! Seriously how fun would that be. Riots would break out, people would get trampled - fun times for the whole family.

6 comments:

suz said...

This is funny because I notice this in Target. I secretly vow to myself NOT to wear Red on Target days. Anyhoo...people still ask me for help sometimes, no matter what color I am wearing...the scary part? I know where EVERYTHING is. sad, right?

The Engine of the Family said...

Definitely stay away from the khaki pants too! How are you my friend? We need to catch up! How are my friends Chum, Wrigs and Tom :)

Christina Shaver said...

You and your apparel and shopping. I'm cracking up!

Lizy said...

Wihihihi.. happends to me all the time when I'm shopping at H&M.. Why? Don't know.. they don't wear special clothes or anything... I always answer them in Spanish.. ;)

TTQ said...

Clean Up Ailse 5!! Just pick up the red phone and pretend you are calling Puerto Rico or France. Then fill up a cart with luggage from the luggage aisle tell them you can't find your terminal.

Sugar said...

Oh my gosh I am SO going to wear a red shirt next time I go in. And just to add to it, I think I'll be all surly, too. Hahaha...

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