Having our house on the market is so much fun. Here's a copy of the sign that greets all realtors/potential buyers on our front door:
NOTE TO REALTORS:
EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE, UNFRIENDLY CAT LIVES HERE. PLEASE CONTACT AND CONFIRM WITH HOMEOWNERS THAT CAT HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM PREMISES OR IS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BEFORE ENTERING HOME. THIS IS MANDATORY AS HE HAS BIT AND CAUSED SERIOUS INJURY TO OTHERS. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE BUT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
LAURA AND TOM
Our house smells like poop today too.
(that part's not on the sign, I'm just saying that right now because as I'm typing this I smell poop.)