Sunday, June 01, 2008

The problem with our countertops...

Is that it's hard to see spills and stains...


Until it's too late...


I'd like to know what bodily orifice this sludge came out of...


I'm assuming it's from Chumley but not quite sure which end. Praise Jesus for these.

8 comments:

Lizy said...

Ooooo grose!!! Well there goes my appetite for the rest of the day!

Thanks Chum!

Gberger said...

I don't know what I'd do without those Clorox disinfecting wipes. Our counters are granite, and I often put my arm in a spot of strawberry jam or something I can't quite I.D. Gregg is awesome with dishes, but he almost never wipes a counter or table off, and David is male and 15...enough said.

BTW, my friend from Switzerland says that the reason we Americans get sick so often is that we over-sanitize. I'll bet if you showed her that puddle on your countertop, she'd say, "Sanitize away!" Glad to see that you ruled out Tom and Wrigley as culprits...Love, KBG

Mary Beth said...

Isn't that the greatest way to start your day? Cat vomit - oh yeah! Our cats INSIST on doing it on the white rugs. We sometimes refer the living room as the vomatorium because that's a favorite spot. Bleah!

TTQ said...

My old and aging beagle has a weak bladder and just kind of piddles around (literally), And you can't see it on our terazzo floors UNTIl you feel a damp foot and get all grossed out. Then you go back and look at it and wonder how you missed seeing it...

Poor guy maybe it's his way of dropping breadcrumbs so he can find his way back..

Hope you are feeling better!

Najia said...

Bwaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Karen, that is great!!!..."glad to see that you ruled out Tom and Wrigley..."....can you IMAGINE?!! Too funny.

ChiTown Girl said...

Ewwwwwww!!!!!! You really shouldn't blame Satan for your messes!

Maggie said...

That last picture seriously gave me the dry heaves...

Me said...

I LOVE the word Vomatorium! Anyone who's ever had a cat can relate to that.