Tom's in NYC and during our evening chat it was apparent he had consumed a few glasses of wine with dinner. He NEVER over indulges back home because he's always the one driving but in NY he takes cabs so he can exceed his usual one drink limit. He tried his best to cover up the fact that he was kinda buzzed but I have to share a snippet of conversation.
He asked me what I had planned for tomorrow and I told him after work I had a dr. appt. then was going to vote, then had book club. With that, he responds, "Lesbian" and then laughs at himself.
Not sure which part of my day he was referring to but it was useless to try and have a logical conversation at that point.