...to pull your back out, pop your kneecap and suffer a head injury all in a matter of 3 seconds???
Try giving this guy a bath and find out for yourself.
Don't let that sweet, innocent face fool you. Once he enters the bathroom of doom he instantly becomes the Tasmanian Devil Dog. The only thing that would be worse would be attempting to bathe Chumley. For sure I'd lose an eye.
I am bruised and battered and now need a bath myself.