Sunday, June 01, 2008

hide and seek (update)

***I found it***
Tom got me back this weekend by offering me a bottle of Fuze and once I opened the lid, out popped a soaked panty liner wrapper onto my lap. He thought it was the funniest damn thing but seriously, it didn't even come close to his public humiliation at the food court. It's ok because now the wrapper is hiding underneath his Driver's club cover, so when he's golfing with his cronies on Saturday he'll have some explaining to do at the first tee. I'm tempted to replace the wrapper with a full on maxi with wings.


***Contact has been made***
Tom called me while in line paying for his lunch at the food court. When I saw his number pop up I knew what he was calling about. I answered with a simple, "hello you" and he said, "You dirty dog. Just you wait. I'm so going to get you back for this." He was MORTIFIED and said that he did his best to cover it up but people must have thought he was a spaz because he got all flustered when he saw it. Oh how I wish I could have been there to witness. I'm already plotting my next move...


Operation Panty Liner Wrapper has been completed. I made it into somewhat of a money clip.

I just uploaded this pic into i-photo and it was up on my lap top as Tom came walking in from outside. Thank GOD he didn't see it! Wrigs was my accomplice.


He'll pull this out during lunch tomorrow. Oh how I wish I could be there to watch.


*update*
The panty liner wrapper has been found...


(fyi- those aren't dentures)

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Our bathroom has two sinks and sometimes when I'm annoyed with Tom I'll pile up my crap on his side of the sink, keeping mine clutter free and it drives him nuts. A couple days ago I stuck the plastic wrapper of a panty liner on his sink (it had a little sticky tab so it was sort of hanging down the side of the sink). He comes in and gets annoyed and rips it off. I assumed he threw it out. I just found it today wadded up in my running shoe and I wore these shoes yesterday and didn't even feel it in there. So now I've hidden it inside his bottle of Zyrtec which he'll find in the morning and then who knows where it will end up.

I remember my college roommate and I used to do this with a picture of a nasty athlete's foot. We kept hiding in each others belongings and we would freak out when we found it. She'd hide it in my notebook and I'd find it while in class, then I hid it in her cereal box and she'd gag as she poured her morning breakfast. She'd tape it to the inside of the toilet seat, I taped it to her Teddy Bear. This went on for MONTHS. We've lost touch over the years but how funny would it be if I found her address and mailed her an anonymous pic of a fungus foot.

27 comments:

lizziebelle said...

you two are a cute duo. love the zyrtec move.

kadpi22 said...

haha. My roommate and I have an angry marshmellow.

ChiTown Girl said...

if you really want to get back at him, put the used panty liner, instead of the wrapper, in his Zyrtec bottle, or HIS shoe!

suz said...

that is hillarious. I am going to have to start the same tradition with Coach.....I wonder what I could use?
My girls used to hide a fake large cricket in the most unusual places for me to find....of course I did it to them too but they were never freaked by it....
you guys are CUTE.

karengberger said...

My dad and my brother worked together for many years, and they had a hideous, plaid sportcoat that they used to hide in each other's room (or suitcase, if traveling). That's not easy to hide. They also put one of those "USED" stickers on the coat(the kind that we got when we bought a used textbook at college). It gave them hours of fun entertaiment.

Maggie said...

My sister and I used to play that game with a ugly little ballet slipper that somebody decorated with dried flowers. I hid it in her christmas tree one year, it stayed there all season. She finally found it when she took the tree down...game on!

karengberger said...

I have that same tooth-whitening system (but now I don't want to use it).
This latest move of Tom's is going to be a difficult one to top. What to do, what to do?

Smileygirl said...

I was thinking I could turn it into a pocket square on his suit...

karengberger said...

Sounds like fun! Let me know how it works out, please.

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Ewww.... was the wrapped on top of your teeth whitening tray thingy?

If so, you REALLY need to put the wrapper in a VERY personal place next for your husband. Hmmm.... you'll have to get Really Creative with this next "placement"....!

Anonymous said...

Now THAT'S a marriage! Fun! Put it in his briefcase or someplace where he'll have to find it in public but will have to cover up his reaction-maybe some paperwork for a meeting. Can't wait for another update.

Smileygirl said...

anon: I'm in the midst of this right now!!! And we think alike.

suz said...

funny. I still have not come up with a "gotcha" of my own yet...unless you count those 2 kids.....they can really show up anywhere too....

Mindy said...

This is funny! I want a roommate again to play this with :(

moooooog35 said...

My buddies and I used to play a similar game in college with our penises.

So funny to see where it would end up next.

(reminding myself here to get my penicillin shot)

karengberger said...

This looks like an inspired move. Please update with his reaction when you get it. Thanks for a great laugh!

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

The moneyclip/pantyliner is priceless!

Oh, how i WISH we could all see his reaction when he extracts his money to pay for lunch... now THAT would be a "bloggable moment". ;-)

The Engine of the Family said...

I would love to be with him at lunch time to see his expression! You guys are soo funny!

Christina Shaver said...

You put it in his wallet? You are seriously cruisin' for a bruisin' on this one! If I were Tom, I'd throw some red food coloring on there and stick it to the back of your outfit somewhere. Watch out for that maneuver. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you.

Maggie said...

I LOVE it, you guys are so much fun!

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Ha ha ha! You REALLY need to set up a hidden camera for your next move.

This is really hilarious!

I can't wait for the next installment of the "Pantiliner Chronicles"... it almost deserves its own blog. :-)

Mindy said...

I am cracking up even more now!!!

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Tom, you disappoint!
A bottle of Fuze? That was all you could come up with??

I must admit though... I like the idea of the the maxi (with wings) attached to the golfclub. Those wings will surely give his golfball extra "lift".... :-)

Jane said...

Does he not read your blog?

Smileygirl said...

He usually doesn't read the blog too much unless there's pics I put on here or video of the animals I want him to see.

Karyn said...

This is the most amazing thing ever. You need to do it with something bigger. Thinking...

laughingatchaos said...

Yeah, maxi with wings on the club. LOL!