***I found it***
Tom got me back this weekend by offering me a bottle of Fuze and once I opened the lid, out popped a soaked panty liner wrapper onto my lap. He thought it was the funniest damn thing but seriously, it didn't even come close to his public humiliation at the food court. It's ok because now the wrapper is hiding underneath his Driver's club cover, so when he's golfing with his cronies on Saturday he'll have some explaining to do at the first tee. I'm tempted to replace the wrapper with a full on maxi with wings.
***Contact has been made***
Tom called me while in line paying for his lunch at the food court. When I saw his number pop up I knew what he was calling about. I answered with a simple, "hello you" and he said, "You dirty dog. Just you wait. I'm so going to get you back for this." He was MORTIFIED and said that he did his best to cover it up but people must have thought he was a spaz because he got all flustered when he saw it. Oh how I wish I could have been there to witness. I'm already plotting my next move...
Operation Panty Liner Wrapper has been completed. I made it into somewhat of a money clip.
I just uploaded this pic into i-photo and it was up on my lap top as Tom came walking in from outside. Thank GOD he didn't see it! Wrigs was my accomplice.
He'll pull this out during lunch tomorrow. Oh how I wish I could be there to watch.
The panty liner wrapper has been found...
(fyi- those aren't dentures)
Our bathroom has two sinks and sometimes when I'm annoyed with Tom I'll pile up my crap on his side of the sink, keeping mine clutter free and it drives him nuts. A couple days ago I stuck the plastic wrapper of a panty liner on his sink (it had a little sticky tab so it was sort of hanging down the side of the sink). He comes in and gets annoyed and rips it off. I assumed he threw it out. I just found it today wadded up in my running shoe and I wore these shoes yesterday and didn't even feel it in there. So now I've hidden it inside his bottle of Zyrtec which he'll find in the morning and then who knows where it will end up.
I remember my college roommate and I used to do this with a picture of a nasty athlete's foot. We kept hiding in each others belongings and we would freak out when we found it. She'd hide it in my notebook and I'd find it while in class, then I hid it in her cereal box and she'd gag as she poured her morning breakfast. She'd tape it to the inside of the toilet seat, I taped it to her Teddy Bear. This went on for MONTHS. We've lost touch over the years but how funny would it be if I found her address and mailed her an anonymous pic of a fungus foot.