And it's just sitting outside somebody's house. You don't know how tempted I am to walk up with a newspaper in hand, drop my pants and sit. I'd casually read the paper, and smile and wave at people driving by or those walking their babies and dogs. And of course I'd have to use the fart machine from time to time just to throw in some "realism". Hmm smells like a youtube clip is just around the corner...
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Sadly, I DO know how tempted you are to plop down on this baby and go to town! I'll be anxiously awaiting the film on this caper!
I'd wear a super hero outfit and pretend to be making a shopping list. When passers-by were in earshot, I'd yell out something like "Pumpkinseed oil! Where the hell am I gonna get pumpkinseed oil???" Then I'd give the good ol' fart machine a poke, and nonchalantly resume my activities.
I love the "FREE" sign taped to the tank. KLAAAASSSY.
Love it, will you lend me your superhero outfit?
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