Thursday, November 08, 2007

toilet face

For the last two weeks every orifice in my face has been seeping fluids non stop. Where does it all come from? I never realized how much liquid matter is retained in the skull. My head feels like a bowling ball. I think it's time to invest in one of these...


I'm pretty crafty so I could probably make this at home. I could even make a few and color coordinate them to match my outfits. And I could wear it wherever I go so I wouldn't have to use the cheap tissue paper they have in public restrooms.

Now I know what to make my family for Christmas this year.

3 comments:

ChiTown Girl said...

I can't believe you don't already have one of these!! I can totally see you walking around wearing this. Perhaps with a pretty blue poo-bag tied in your hair? :)

Smileygirl said...

that would make quite a fashion statement wouldn't it? thanks for the idea.

It's Me said...

just do what my students do... twist tissue and shove it up your nostrils