Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I just had multiple O's

6 to be exact. OMG why why WHY??? are Oreos soooooo damn good that time of the month?? I was eating them so fast and furiously for a moment there I looked like this girl:


Now I need a nap. And a cigarette. (just kidding, I don't smoke)

Though the one thing that bothers me about Oreos and all their chocolately goodness (as I stuff yet another one into my gob as I type) is that chocolate is listed as the last ingredient on the package. Isn't that surprising? Oh well, that doesn't stop me from enjoying that little circle of artificial flavanoids and preservatives.

You know what else I love that time of the month?? Fritos.

(side note: What I failed to mention is that due to my plethora of digestive issues, both Oreos and Fritos do not sit well in my system so I will be retiring to the "office" for the next hour or so. Thank God for Facebook! Truly a fabulous time sucker while otherwise indisposed.)

16 comments:

LBluca77 said...

Oreos sounds so yummy right now. I hate though how the cookie gets stuck in your teeth, but still worth it.

Gberger said...

Why do ALL of the worst foods sound so good at "that" time of the month (and please don't let me start talking menopause)! I'm quite sure that men don't have to deal with this sort of craving, on a regular basis. No wonder their weight doesn't fluctuate! I think I'm going to have to look into getting a pair of those Spanx things that people talk about so much!
For me, it's Cheetos...baked, not fried, or popcorn with butter, and chocolate-covered raisins...actually, chocolate ANYthing, and yes, problems ensue. Good luck!

ChiTown Girl said...

OMG!!! Thanks for putting that Fritos commercial here! I STILL sing that song everytime someone mentions Fritos!!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE Oreos...original, double stuff and the chocolate mint ones. Mmmmmm. Kinda want to run to the store now. You shouldn't do this to a pregnant girl!

Anonymous said...

Is there anything that colon of yours CAN eat? I think you need to make a list for us. Every time you write about food, you also write about the crapper. I am beginning to think everything is a colon cleanse for you.

Anonymous said...

i had multiple o's last night...

Anonymous said...

your ice-cereal concoction sounds about yummy right now for me.

Anonymous said...

Is this when you left me the "check the toilet" comment on FB?

HWHL said...

You know, of course, with a post title like THAT, that every perv on the PLANET is going to be stopping by your blog now.... ;)

Anonymous said...

We have a place in town that dips Oreos in yummy chocolate - dark, milk or white - they are sooo good.
L in Alaska

Anonymous said...

I crave Cardbury's chocolate at that time of the month. And God forbid if I ever see Jubileu Premium (portuguese chocolate) when I'm in that time of the month too. I'll easily eat an entire bar, which is really big and has a thousand calories (no, I kid you not).

Seriously, when I first read the title of this post, I tought Laura had gone a little too wild. Now I know that "O" stands for at least, two good things. :-P

lizziebelle said...

i dont like oreos.


but i would LOVE fritos everyday all day for the rest of my LIFE.

xoxo facebook is blocked at work now so my quality of life is....more grim.

cheeky said...

chili cheese fritos are my heroes

Me said...

Chili Cheese Fritos are sooooooo good (esp with an ice cold beer!) but omg, the after effects on my tum and bum are a bit too much to bear.

Bon Don said...

I love random binge foods! Oreo's & Fritos Mmmmm

Elizabeth said...

I'm new to your blog and am laughing. Oreos and Fritos. Wow. I love them both. Especially Oreos -- about six to eight with milk. Thanks for the laughs.