I hate cell phones:
Tom and I have a claim that we're filing with the moving company for some items that were damaged in our move. We're still doing the paperwork and I had a few questions and rather than send emails back and forth I asked him to find the name of a contact person that I could call. He gave me one today, her name is Adrienne.
I called from my cell phone which I hate doing cuz there's always a slight delay but I wasn't at home. The line keeps ringing so I'm assuming it's going into voicemail but because I'm stupid I say in my best Rocky impersonation, "Yo Adrienne!" A woman on the other end says, "Are you looking for Adrienne????"
I should have pretended to be Tom.