Can you recommend a good wine?
ME: (pointing to my cart)
As you can see, I'm pretty cheap.
*realized instantly, that came out wrong*
It's my lucky day then!
Are you even old enough to drink wine?
Yep. 2 years now. Want to drink some with me?
No thanks, I prefer to drink alone.
*so not only am I cheap, I'm also a raging alcoholic*
I smile and walk away, and continue shopping. In the parking lot while loading my groceries there he is just a few cars over.
The offer still stands? Are you sure???
I'd have to ask my husband. Would you mind if he came along?
Oh no! One of those. Is he cool?
Yes but I really don't think he'd want to drink wine with you either.
There was a policeman in the parking lot guiding traffic who heard the whole exchange and said, "Some people can't take a hint."
I told him that he's just being funny and then the cop says,"So...are you really married?"
What gives?? Was it the lululemon pants or my new tanning cream? Can't quite figure that one out. I guess all this sunshine makes people silly.