Thursday, March 19, 2009

Dear Beverly...


To my darling Beverly,

I have decided to follow my dream and move to NYC to become a Broadway star. After touring the West coast I have found my true calling and Broadway is where I belong. I haven't yet told my side kick Wrigley, I need to do this alone. He cramps my style, plus he has a lot of gas.

I know this may seem a bit forward but until I get my bearings, is it possible I stay at your pad in Brooklyn? I don't think your mommy would mind, but Elvis may be a problem. Does he still drool? That bothers me somewhat. I'll search for drool cups on ebay before I depart.

Anyway, I've decided to rent a Harley and ride cross country. I've got some gigs lined up along the way so my ETA is yet to be determined. I'll have my blackberry in my fanny pack so we'll stay in touch. Until then, I'll leave you with a picture of me in my Harley gear.

Look how I can lift my leg so high:


Just something I learned while passing through Bangkok.

Peep out,

Dame Chumley
(that's my stage name but you can still call me "fluffy lover")

9 comments:

Live For Today said...

Good grief what does Chumley have on? I had no idea he was into BDSM.

Laurie Brandriet Keller said...

Naughty Boy Chum ... xoxo.

karengberger said...

I love this photo of Bev--she looks like such a wild child. Watch out, Chum!

Bon Don said...

Chum' is a pimp! Too Cute :)

Life with Kaishon said...

So funny : ). I came over at Happy Wife's recomendation and she is right, you are hilarious : ).

Karyn said...

Dear Chumley,
I do not want to date a theater dork. You better rethink your visit, you tap-dancing fruitcake.
Beverly.

Michelle said...

Oh my!! My feather boa wearing Tyson is impressed with the leather.

Smileygirl said...

Dear Beverly,

You're a bitch. Don't come crawling back to me when you see my name in lights. You'll be sorry...

Mr. Buttons.

p.s. never call me fluffy lover again.

karengberger said...

Question: How did you get him into that thing without him biting your face/hand/arm off? Oven mitts? It's hard enough to dress a baby, but Chumley must be nearly impossible.