On the phone with Tom...
He says, "I got a new cell phone today."
me: "You did?"
me: "Cool. I'm washing my ski jacket now. It's really dirty."
him: "I'll get a cover for it this time. Won't get so banged up."
me: "How does that work?"
him: "I'll just get some sort of plastic cover to go over the front."
me: "Didn't realize they had such a thing, but whatever."
him: "It has GPS built in too."
me: "What?? That's ridiculous!"
him: "Why? I'll totally use it."
me: "Why the HECK would you need a GPS in a ski jacket???"
Miscommunication. It happens a LOT around here.