The past 2 days I kept wondering, who's frying Chimichangas? Did I step in vomit?!? Is the Dead touring again???Then today it hit me.
It is I who smells of burnt frumunda smothered in grilled onions with a side of picante sauce. No wonder people backed away from me at the post office. Sorry! I was trying to do my part for the environment and my underarms and avoid those toxins packed into aluminum based deodorants. But I have learned my lesson.
We need you toxins! Without you, this world is a stinky place.
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I wondered what was wafting this-a-way on the southerly Pacific breeze. :-)
Why don't you just rub your favorite candle under your arms? Just don't share that info with your sweaty-necked check out girl again!
oh no! lol
those natural crystal deodorants never work, I need medical strentgh just to be sure!
Great now I'm going to have the "smelly cat" song stuck in my head :)
This may be the funniest thing I have read all day. Thank you!!! Thank god I'm in South Carolina and can't smell you all the way over here.
Smelt the Fromunda all the way here in NYC. Next time get the skim or soy fromunda.
You are a scream. I know of only two brands that work for me, so you have my sympathies...and it's a good thing you found this out before the weather warms up here!
ZEE stink!
those dont work hak just read about it in shape.
The same thing happened to me! I wanted to use something that was better for my body but it ended up being worse for my nostrils! YUCK!
Also, hope you don't mind but I added you to our "good reading" list on our blog.
I'm all for all natural stuff, but when it comes to my armpits, pass the CHEMICALS please! I want people to smell nothing.... certainly not my "natural scent"!
But I love picante sauce.
But BO is a downer...really a big downer.
I have gone pretty green...but not THAT green.
Thanks for the laugh.
you. crack. me. up.
Ew. Gross. Thanks for that tasty description.
Now I know what was wrong with the portuguese winds these past days.
:-D :-D :-D
I use a kind of a transparent rock that I buy in a natural shop and it works wonders with me. I've been using it for years. :-)
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