I bought some all natural deodorant.
The past 2 days I kept wondering, who's frying Chimichangas? Did I step in vomit?!? Is the Dead touring again???
Then today it hit me.
It is I who smells of burnt frumunda smothered in grilled onions with a side of picante sauce. No wonder people backed away from me at the post office. Sorry! I was trying to do my part for the environment and my underarms and avoid those toxins packed into aluminum based deodorants. But I have learned my lesson.
We need you toxins! Without you, this world is a stinky place.