Tuesday, March 17, 2009

PSA on deodorant

I bought some all natural deodorant.

The past 2 days I kept wondering, who's frying Chimichangas? Did I step in vomit?!? Is the Dead touring again???

Then today it hit me.

It is I who smells of burnt frumunda smothered in grilled onions with a side of picante sauce. No wonder people backed away from me at the post office. Sorry! I was trying to do my part for the environment and my underarms and avoid those toxins packed into aluminum based deodorants. But I have learned my lesson.


We need you toxins! Without you, this world is a stinky place.

13 comments:

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

I wondered what was wafting this-a-way on the southerly Pacific breeze. :-)

ChiTown Girl said...

Why don't you just rub your favorite candle under your arms? Just don't share that info with your sweaty-necked check out girl again!

Bon Don said...

oh no! lol

those natural crystal deodorants never work, I need medical strentgh just to be sure!

Great now I'm going to have the "smelly cat" song stuck in my head :)

Valerie said...

This may be the funniest thing I have read all day. Thank you!!! Thank god I'm in South Carolina and can't smell you all the way over here.

Anonymous said...

Smelt the Fromunda all the way here in NYC. Next time get the skim or soy fromunda.

karengberger said...

You are a scream. I know of only two brands that work for me, so you have my sympathies...and it's a good thing you found this out before the weather warms up here!

lizziebelle said...

ZEE stink!

those dont work hak just read about it in shape.

cheeky said...

The same thing happened to me! I wanted to use something that was better for my body but it ended up being worse for my nostrils! YUCK!

Also, hope you don't mind but I added you to our "good reading" list on our blog.

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

I'm all for all natural stuff, but when it comes to my armpits, pass the CHEMICALS please! I want people to smell nothing.... certainly not my "natural scent"!

Busy Bee Suz said...

But I love picante sauce.
But BO is a downer...really a big downer.
I have gone pretty green...but not THAT green.
Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

you. crack. me. up.

endswith8741 said...

Ew. Gross. Thanks for that tasty description.

thepeartreeblog said...

Now I know what was wrong with the portuguese winds these past days.

:-D :-D :-D

I use a kind of a transparent rock that I buy in a natural shop and it works wonders with me. I've been using it for years. :-)