Don't Cha wish you had a psycho kitty like me

(if you're not familiar with the song, you can listen to it here in case you get the urge to sing along)



I don't think you like me (don't think you like me)
No I don't think so (I don't think so)
Cuz when I awake in the morning you're always trying to bite my toe.
And I know your hungry (I know your hungry)
Cuz you're screaming at me (screaming at me)
But it is too early for you to eat, it's only six-thirty.

Don't cha wish you had a psycho kitty like me
Don't cha wish you had a freak like Chumley
Don't cha, Don't cha
Don't cha wish your kitty was raw like Chum
Don't cha wish your kitty was a grump like Chum
Don't cha, Don't cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Just leave it alone (leave it alone)
Stop knocking things off the shelves and don't you dare touch that phone.
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (have to play fair)
There's no need to hiss in my face and please STOP biting my hair.

Don't cha wish you had a psycho kitty like me
Don't cha wish you had a freak like Chumley
Don't cha, Don't cha
Don't cha wish your kitty was raw like Chum
Don't cha wish your kitty was a grump like Chum
Don't cha, Don't cha

I'm finally awake now (finally awake)
I fed your big gob (fed your gob)
You're off to the litter box where you will leave a giant blob.
As you walk away (you walk away)
You slap my shin (slap my shin)
And this is just typical of HOW our mornings begin!!!