Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Let's give thanks

THE BEST ONE YET!!!!!

*****Lindsay said...
Thanks to shadows! No one drinks alone.*******

*update* Bon Don had a GREAT one:
Thanks to MIRRORS! No one drinks alone.

I thought of some more:

Thanks to....

- Your Driver's License

and

-Yearbooks

No one drinks alone.

One more...Thanks to split personalities, no one drinks alone.

If you guys think of anymore let me know!

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A chat with a friend...

friend:
Thanks to Facebook, no one drinks alone.

me:
Cheers to that. Thanks to the telephone, no one drinks alone.

friend:
True. Thanks to TV, no one drinks alone.

me:
Here. Here. Thanks to Solicitors! No one drinks alone.

friend:
Good point. Thanks to Neighbors! No one drinks alone.

me:
Thanks to Garbage day! No one drinks alone.

friend:
Thanks to Dogs! No one drinks alone.

me:
Thanks to Plants! No one drinks alone.

friend:
Thanks to Netflix! No one drinks alone.

me:
Thanks to Photo Albums! No one drinks alone.

friend:
Thanks to Blogs! No one drinks alone.

me:
Thanks to online banking! No one drinks alone.

friend:
Thanks to Infomercials! No one drinks alone.

me:
Thanks to Wrong Numbers! No one drinks alone.

friend:
Thanks to Nightline! No one drinks alone.

me:
Thanks to the picture of the people on the girl scout cookie box! No one drinks alone.

friend:
Thanks to Grasshoppers! No one drinks alone.

me:
Grasshoppers???

friend:
You know those insects that come out at night and make that noise with their legs???

me:
Crickets.

friend:
Yes! Thanks to Crickets! No one drinks alone.

me:
You have crickets in your house?

friend:
no

me:
I think we're done here.

21 comments:

karengberger said...

You are so funny.
Laurie Keller posted the "Cougar Barbie" video on her blog, in case you missed it. Cougar Barbie doesn't drink alone, either!

Smileygirl said...

Oh thanks! I totally forgot to check that out yesterday. I was "indisposed" after our phone conversation yesterday...

Bon Don said...

Thanks to mirrors! :)

Smileygirl said...

OMG!!! BON DON!!! Why in the heck didn't we think of that!?!?! That is the BEST one yet!! You are so fun.

We need to keep this going...

Thanks to ......??

anyone else???

Desert Rat said...

I tried but you've got them all already. ;-) Since your friend has crickets, I have geckos thanks to the kissing noise geckos I don't drink alone.

Anonymous said...

How about. . .
Thanks to aluminum foil
Thanks to lakes
Thanks to shiny sinks
Thanks to some puddles
Thanks to hallucinations
Thanks to cats
Thanks to memories

No one drinks alone.
(Some of these are corny, but they have reflective qualities.) YKW

Busy Bee Suz said...

This is too funny.....love it.

lizziebelle said...

thanks to
ugly dolls (MOXIE)
the voices in my head
woodpeckers
gummy bears
gchat
cell phones
8 lb six ounce baby jesus
(i just crossed a line)

no one drinks alone.

Smileygirl said...

Desert Rat, the Geckos are hilarious! And for those ppl that don't have a gecko you could say thanks to Geico commercials no one drinks alone.

YKW: I love your list, esp aluminum foil, hallucinations and memories. These are really cracking me up.

Lizzie: how the heck could I have missed Moxie that little demon!! And the gummi bears are awesome. How come you have an 8lb 6 oz baby jesus???

I thought of another one that is also sort of bad but oh well:

Thanks to fetuses, no one drinks alone! (but really we don't condone drinking - a lot - while pregnant)

lizziebelle said...

its from talledega nights. its probably the funniest part of the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKDC2iBQTYg

Smileygirl said...

OMG I hated that movie. Walked out after 15 minutes. I can't watch the clip.

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

Thanks to my imaginary friends, I never drink alone either.

Also, thanks to parrots, like my Captain Morgan, no one drinks alone. In fact, Captain Morgan (and Milo!) occassionally join me. Tee hee.

Just don't tell the ASPCA.

Jane said...

Thanks to girlfriends I don't drink alone!

Anonymous said...

"the picture of the people on the Girlscout cookie box" is my favorite. But they are only around for a little while. How about thanks to the kid on Life cereal, no one drinks alone???

Lindsay said...

Thanks to shadows! No one drinks alone.

Smileygirl said...

Lindsay that is my all time favorite one yet!!!! LOVE IT!!!

Laurie Brandriet Keller said...

Thanks to cooties, no one drinks alone.

Thanks to Dr. Phil, no one drinks alone.

Thanks to FM, no one drinks alone.

Thanks to NPR, no one drinks alone.

and finally my number one thanks go to:

THE BACHELOR ... no one drinks alone.

Laurie Brandriet Keller said...

OH OH OH OH ...

Thanks to the Characters in Books !!!
Thanks to Telephone Solicitors !!!
Thanks to Prank Phone Callers !!!

Smileygirl said...

Laurie I LOVE the cooties!!! Ok so of course I'm going to take this straight to the gutter and say...

Thanks to crabs...no one drinks alone!!!

Sorry. It just HAD to be done!!!!

Laurie Brandriet Keller said...

OMG ... Thanks to Herpes ... No One Drinks alone.

Smileygirl said...

And now we have reached an all time low....

LOVE IT!!!