For now, I'll leave you all with this...
Never eat an ENTIRE big bag of Black Licorice Nibs unless you like to spend the ENTIRE next morning sitting on the toilet. And I'm certain that Twizzlers use shades of green in order to dye this licorice. I won't go into that on here though. Hope to be back soon!
8 comments:
You are hilarious!! My mother, sister and brother all use Twizzlers black licorice as a laxative! Apparently, it's an "Italian thing." Had I have known you were going to be such a glutton, I could have warned you and saved you some agony ;-) I hope your culo recovers soon!
OMG! I swear to God, I've never experienced anything like this before. Who needs colonics? I still can't sit.
Girlfriend...do you remember driving up to MN once and Joe-nathe eating an entire bag of the red ones. He was trying so hard to "bottle cap" since you were there.
I forget now if it was with you guys that we came up with the term "Big Ben."
Too funny! Your blog always promises to carry some kind of "potty" story or another. Amazing!
Byffi, my grandmother also used to give us ground up anise or licorice root if we were feeling punky.
I was wondering when the next installment of "Laura's latest bathroom escapades" would post. I see we're on schedule.
Glad to see I didn't disappoint!
CS, I do remember the licorice episode in the ong car ride because we both had upset tummies and remember we stopped at a gas station so I could buy TUMS? I remember they expired in like 2010, in fact I probably still have them! I don't think Big Ben was with me though! Refresh my memory on that??
sorry that's supposed to say "long" car ride. My L key doesn't aLways work on this bLAsted Key board!
Ah. Big Ben. It is the rumble in your tummy when you know something is absolutely wrong...and will be big. It probably sounds so much funnier when you're wasted.
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