To my dear, sweet, adventuresome, outdoor lovin' husband,
While I am thrilled to bits that you really seem to enjoy your latest summer sport, Bass fishing, I just have one simple little request. In the future, can you kindly refrain from keeping the LIVE SQUIRMING FLESH COLORED WORMS out of our kitchen refrigerator? Or at the VERY least, give me some sort of head's up that the worms will be in there, housed in a container marked Gravy? I would greatly appreciate it and so would my Cardiologist.
Thank you from the bottom of my still palpitating heart.
Love,
Your wifey.
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