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I just spent the last half hour hacking up a storm, trying to clear my mucus clogged chest cavity. Finally, I was making some progress and could feel the stuff make its way up my throat so I gave it my all and let out one last ferocious cough and the loog came shooting out of my throat full force. But, I have no idea where it went. I'm sprawled out on my oversized chair/ottoman covered in a blanket, surrounded by magazines, a book, remote controls, and the dog. I don't really feel like scavenger hunting for snot right now so I'm sure it'll turn up at some point.
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Due to all this nonstop coughing, I've now completely lost my voice, and...
...peed my pants twice. Once from a violent sneezing fit (seriously like 6 machine gun sneezes in a row) and on the final sneeze, I pissed myself. And the second time was while I was actually enroute to the bathroom after drinking a jug of Gatorade when an eye popping coughing fit took over my body, bladder included. This really sucks. I am so sick of being sick!
4 comments:
Wait until you hit the ripe old age of 40. You'll never be able to laugh in public again.
Amen to that, Sista!! AND, if you've ever given birth at some point in your life, you might as well invest in Depends!!
OMG! I'm sure it wasn't pleasant for you, but that was funny.
Are you kidding, Wrigs had that puppy gobbled up before it even hit the ground! I'd rather he ate your loogy than Chum's logs!!!
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