I'm in the study doing some odds and ends and Tom's in the family room watching stupid ass golf (Shocking!) Every 15-20 seconds I have a bit of a coughing fit and after each cough he yells something from the other room.
me: Cough Cough Cough
him: please stop coughing?
-Cough, Cough, Cough
-You. Must. Stop.
Similar to Chinese Water Torture, I'm driving him mad one phlegm filled cough at a time.