My dear sweet husband told me the other day that my head is similar in shape to that of a Beluga whale.
After he picked up all the broken glass and I regained consciousness he then says, "You know I meant that in a loving way."
me: "Oh of course you did. It's really quite sweet."
him: "It's just 'cause your brain is so big you need a big cranium to hold it all in."
me: "Well not all of us are born with heads that can fit atop a pencil."
him: "Oh so my head is too small?"
me: "Well if you're saying mine is the size of a Beluga whale then yes, in comparison, yours is very, very tiny. And not only that, there's really not much shape to it."
him: "Really? So I've got a small block head?"
me: "No, not really a block."
him: "Egg head?"
me: "Nah, an egg still has a shape to it."
him: "So what then?"
me: "Let me think about it."
him: "I was just kidding about your head before. It doesn't really look like a Beluga whale."