Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I fell into the toilet this morning.

Hard. A giant kerplunk, bare ass submerged in the cold bowl water. Not a good way to start the day. Honey, if and when you read this can you please remember to put the seat down? Especially first thing in the morning, when I'm groggy and don't' like to turn on the lights in the bathroom. Thank you.

5 comments:

Christina said...

OH my God. Are you kidding??????!!!!!

Christina said...

ONly you.

Me said...

I am hurting today too. My lower back has been in a lot of pain, not a sore ache but rather piercing, sharp pains. Almost like bad stomach cramps but in my lower back area. It may have been from this fall because I hit my tailbone pretty hard.

Peter said...

...can you please remember to put the seat down?

Won't Wrigley object to this?

I keed.

Me said...

Surprisingly, Wrigs doesn't know how to drink from the bowl...yet. But Chum does. He stands on the seat and lowers his head all the way in. At 13 years old, it's only a matter of time before he gets a toilet bath.