So last night I had this really messed up dream about a guy I dated off and on back in college for about a year. It was pretty violent and disturbing so this morning I felt the need to check online and see if he is still alive and well. I tried to look him up on facebook (not to friend him just to see if he was there) and nothing. Then I checked google (yes, married women can still google exes, there is no law against this! yet) and I found a police report that cited he was recently arrested for stealing a bottle of Listerine. He put the bottle down his pants and tried to walk out of a Wal-mart.
I dated some winners.
5 comments:
At least you didn't marry him!
OH hell no. And this is really messed up, apparently there was video of him drinking the listerine straight from the bottle before stealing it. Who does that?
oh my lord! are you sure it's the same guy, not some other guy with the same name?
absolutely 100% sure. had his age too. and he had a very unusual name.
He must have been confused, or very thirsty. God bless him.
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