Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The ugly side of facebook chat:

Laura
so am I getting a snuggie or what?

4:29pmMark
no

4:29pmLaura
why????
you have an extra one!

4:29pmMark
because you hate gays

4:29pmLaura
I hate everyone in musical theater
not just gays

4:29pmMark
well

4:30pmLaura
well????
what's that got to do with the snuggie??
you are going to hold it hostage???

4:30pmMark
well i can't give you a snuggie unless you like broadway musicals
it's just fact

4:30pmLaura
that's just fine
stupid fact
I think you should ask David and see what he thinks
I think he would want me to have the Snuggie

4:38pmMark
no
he now views you as a gay hater also
you're basically done for us

4:39pmLaura
whatever
keep your damn snuggie
sing show tunes in it for all i care
I hope Brisco pees all over it!!!

4:41pmMark
wow
that is rough
harsh

4:41pmLaura
you started it
if the snuggie fits...

4:44pmMark
how dare you bring this to my wall

4:46pmLaura
you started it

4:46pmMark
you are something else
poor tom
poor tom
that's all i have to say

4:46pmLaura
oh he is lucky to have a wife who loves snuggies
please
I don't ask for much

4:46pmMark
OH COME ON

4:46pmLaura
OH YOU COME ON!
I am making Tom partake in the snuggie pub crawl
and he will have fun DAMN it!

4:47pmMark
why doesn't he sell them at nordstrom

4:47pmLaura
there's an idea
baby snuggies
so they can sip their bottles without having to mess the blanket
personally, I like the slanket better
more form fitting and the colors are flattering

(thank you Karyn for creating the Snuggie wars.)

7 comments:

karengberger said...

What fun! That's a victimless war...snuggie war! If I don't mind musical theater, and I don't hate gays, will Mark send it to me? Then I'll share with you! (We can probably both fit in one!)
Snuggie Pub crawl...let me grab my camera!

Busy Bee Suz said...

That cracked me up!!!
We joke about snuggies all the time here...surprised one of us has not got one yet.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you need to go on Judge Judy to settle this.

lizziebelle said...

i told the bankerman about the snuggie pub crawl and he rolled his eyes.

HATER.

lizziebelle said...

also my coworker wore his to work and he looked like a monk.

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

Ha ha ha ha!!!
"How dare you bring this to my wall".... that's my favorite part.

It's a FaceBook slap fight. :)

Karyn said...

He's out of control. Thinks he rules the world with that Snuggie.